![]() So put your man out in the sun and spray him with a hose." –Whitney Cummings You have to water it every day and give it sunshine. ![]() "Give your relationship attention like you would a plant."Dating is where you pretend you're someone you're not to impress someone you don't know." –Monica Piper.If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again." –Rodney Dangerfield She said, "Then go out with him." –Dom Irrera "I asked this one girl out, and she said, "You got a friend?" I said yes. ![]() ![]() Below are humorous relationship quotes to get a laugh out of good, old fashioned dating.
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